Asian A Day Vol:1 Issue:11

Konnichiwa Asian A Day readers san! We trust your weekend was full of Asian fun and many many cookies fortune. This issue we have a very special uniform issue! That’s right…top Asian honeys in non Asian uniforms! We also have an exclusive interview with Kien Shih who played Han, the guy with the claw hand in Enter The Dragon!! So let’s get on with the issue!…

Konnichiwa Kien Shih san! Domo arigatou for taking the time out to give us this exclusive interview!

You are most welcomed Asian A Day…most welcomed indeed. I am currently president of the largest Boyzone appreciation fan club in the world and I love Asian A Day so much, I forward every issue to all 32,000 members.

Zang Kien Shih san! That is excellent news! Tell us, what was it like filming with kung-fu master and all time top Asian; Bruce Lee?

Ahh Bruce. Brucey Bruce. Bruce Man Bruce. The B Man. Spruce The Bruce. We had some good times. During our free time on set, we would often go out and find geese that had laid eggs. Bruce and I would take the eggs, then switch them with chicken’s eggs so that when they finally hatched the geese and chickens didn’t know what was going on! The looks on their faces was all like “Oh no! What is going on? This is not my baby!” Hahaha (shrill yet penetrating laugh)…good times.

No my friend…zang times. You only have one hand, did you find it difficult doing the action scenes in Enter The Dragon?

Well I lost my hand in a freak rollerblading accident when I was very young so I am used to dealing with difficult tasks. Whilst filming there would be a lot of extras on set and during lunch I would often take out the claw attachment and replace it with a spatula and I would cook burgers on a BBQ for them to eat. They called me Little Shihf.

You were stranded on a desert island once weren’t you…tell us about that!?

Oh yes. I was on a boat crossing the Atlantic and we hit a storm. The boat sunk and I was stranded in the ocean. I had to get to land, so, in a final bid for life, I gathered the nearby floating corpses of the dead crew and I used them to float me to shore. It took 4 dead sailors tied together to get me there…but I finally made it. I feasted on their bodies for several weeks…I collected their facial hair shavings and wove them into a Gore-Tex like fabric to protect me from the harsh winds. I finally made it off the island when I realised I was actually on the Isle Of White.

Wow..it’s like “Castaway: The Director’s Cut”. Well thats all we time for today Kien Shih…domo arigatou very much for the interview and we will catch up with you soon! Sayounara!

Name That Raysian! Zang!

That’s right readers…it’s time to play…Name that Raysian! We have disguised a very famous Ray in all Asian attire…can you guess which Ray this is?

Scandinasian Corner! Zang!

This is feature to our newsletter brings to light any Skandanavians living in Asia…or vice versa. If you’re a Scandanavian living in Asia or an Asian living in Scandanavia, we wanna hear about it!

This issue we catch up with very Scandinasian actor…Woody Harrleson! The Cheers star grew up in Scandinavia until the age of 13 when he moved to LA and lived the remainder of his teen years in China Town. There he flourished as an actor and also befriended the Asian community. But the 48 year old actor’s antics don’t stop there…oh no! He has now given up acting and spends his time carving the portraits of local Asian shop owners on bars of soap! Here’s what he had to say on the matter “I like capturing true life moments as they happen and I believe that there is no better media than a carving on a bar of soap. I also love the way Imperial Leather makes my hands feel”. Well you heard it here first folks!

Sneaky Asian corner…oooooh, look at ‘em sneak!

This edition to Asian A Day newsletter commits itself to finding forgotten Asian hotties in movies and TV shows. “Pardon me madam…do you have the time?…wait a second…arn’t you..” “No I am not” “Yes! Yes you are!” “No!” “Yes! You’re Miami Vice star Li Gong! Get your sexy Asian be-hind over here and let me rip your legs off and eat them with processed ham like some sort of massive Dairylee lunchable!”

Li Gong Profile…Top 5 Facts!

1. Li Gong was born in China in 1965! ZANG!
2. Li Gong can recite the entire 1966 World Cup winning England squad! ZANG!
3. Li Gong doesn’t care much for television. Doesn’t care for it much at all. ZANG!
4. Li Gong once caught an albatross with her bare hands and trained it to say “Welcome to the Gong residence” when answering the telephone! ZANG!

…and finally, fact number 5…
Li Gong hunts and eats other Asians at night in order to become more Asian! ZANG!

Youth In Asia! Zang!

This segment of our all Asian newsletter sheds light on forgotten Asian Hollywood child actors. Where are they now? What have they been up to? Asian A Day finds out the answers to these burning questions. This issue we catch up with everbodies favourite lost boy…Dante Basco who played Rufio in Hook! Dante was just 16 years old when he played along side human hair ball Robin Williams in Hook. Since then, Dante’s acting has be surpassed by his love for falafel. He started small with one stall in New Yor City and now, 5 years later, he is the largest distributor of falafel in the United States. Fan’s of his falafel include such names as Morgan Freeman, Jet Li (Asian), Elijah Wood and many others. Good luck with the business Dante!

Well that is all we have time for this issue dedicated readers san. Please remember to keep pluggin Asian A Day to your Asian loving friends and family and thank you for your support so far.

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Until next time Asian A Day fans san…sayounara!