Asian A Day Vol:1 Issue:9

Konnichiwa loyal and honourable subscribers san! Welcome to issue 9 of the legendary Asian A Day! A giant domo arigatou to all our friends on the machine they call facebook..we at Asian A Day look forward to seeing all your pictures of you doing Asian activities and also all your Asian captions for the caption competition. Some of them have been most zang. Most zang. This issue we have an EXCLUSIVE interview with Japanese model Jun Natsukawa! Jun has been modelling for many years now and has been the spokesperson for Japanese Dairylea Triangles since January 2008! Here’s what she had to say to Asian A Day…

Konnichiwa Jun Natsukawa! Infinite domo arigatous to you for taking the time out and talking with us.

Konnichiwa Asian A day! Domo arigatou very much for having me featured in your amazing newsletter. I have every issue stacked up as high as a mountain in my closet at home. Sometimes I enjoy to make a fort out of them and pretend I am a medieval ninja defending my Asian A Day castle from oncoming dragons.

Kakkoii! We do that too in the Asian A Day office! So tell us Jun, what do you like doing in your spare time?

Well I enjoy my modelling very much and that takes up a lot of my time. Sometimes though, when I am bored, I like to draw an upside down face on my stomach in marker pen so that when I lift up my top and look down it is like someone is always smiling up at me.

Sounds like it can get a bit lonely when you’re on a photo shoot?

Yes. Yes it can.  I often go down to the beach if I am on the coast and I collect star fish and dead seahorses and I take them back to my house and set up a tea party where all of my sea creature friends are invited! There’s Mr Starfishworth, Clive Crabtail and also Pedro the angry Mexican octopus..we have a ball!

Riiiight. That sounds like quite an eventful time. Tell us about the time you were in London on a modelling shoot and your run in with the law?! Is this true?

Hehehe (giggles) It is true. I was in London last year and I was very bored on my own in a hotel room…so I did what any girl does when she is on her own and bored. I ordered some jaffa cake minis to the room and decided to set fire to the packaging! Little did I know that the packaging of these delicious mini treats is extremely flammable and the room went up like a bonfire. I was lucky to get out of there alive. Unfortunately, several paraplegics in the next room were unable to get out in time and died in an explosion of hotel furniture and jaffa cakes. It was horrific. The police made inquiries but never found any substantial evidence to link me to it.

Well on that not we’ll have to leave it at that Jun! Domo arigatou for your time and we’ll see you soon! Sayounara

Asian Caption Corner! Zang!

“He forgot his Golf Sale sign at home…big mistake”

Think you can come up with a better caption…add it to the comments at the bottom of the issue and you could be mentioned in the next issue of Asian A Day and also win a tshirt (still to be printed)!! Zang!

Winner of the last caption competition…traditional Asian A Day reader Alan Leehai san! Omedetou Alan san and domo arigatou for your support and short but sweet caption!

Youth In Asia! Zang!

This segment of our all Asian newsletter sheds light on forgotten Asian Hollywood child actors. Where are they now? What have they been up to? Asian A Day finds out the answers to these burning questions. This issue we remember Rush Hour starlet Julia Hsu who played Soo Yung in Rush Hour! In Rush Hour, Julia’s character is kidnapped and Jackie Chan spends the entire film trying to find her! Intensely zang! Warning…spoiler alert: he finds her. Now days, Julia has given up acting and currently lives in LA with aged musician Madonna. She lives there against her will and is forced to work in Madonna’s private sweat shop where she continuously makes beanie hats for the ancient, almost dead celebrity. Upsetting child labour zang.

Asian A Day Actor Street Fight: Back to the Streets! Zang!

Ever pondered life’s greatest mysteries? Ever questioned reality? Then this is the section for you! Here we answer life’s greatest question…who would win in a fight…Mr Miyagi or Samo Law! Let’s find out! We catch up with the fighters in the AAD Trapezoid cage…

Fighters Ready! Fists ready! HAII!

Samo Law comes in hard and fast with a spinning heel kick directed at Miyagi’s face but Miyagi blocks expertly! But that doesn’t stop Samo! He answers back with a flurry of punches and upper cuts all blocked and dodged by the Karate Kid star! Mr Miyagi retaliates with a roundhouse to Samo’s face! The tubby Martial Law actor goes down in a heap, Miyagi launches into the air and comes down hard on Samo Law’s ribs!…NO! Law rolls out of the way just in time! Both fighters are circling cautiously, Samo Law looks in pain, who will be the first to…Miyagi attacks Law with a number of kicks but Law blocks, spins and..what a punch straight to Miyagi’s chest! Miyagi goes flying several feet across the Trapezoid! Law goes steaming towards Miyagi…Miyagi rolls backwards and instantly into crane stance…and….”HAAADOUKEN!” Samo Law goes flying towards the cage wall, unconscious after being hit with an hadouken out of nowhere by Mr Miyagi!

KO!

Sneaky Asian corner…oooooh, look at ‘em sneak!

This addition to Asian A Day newsletter commits itself to finding forgotten Asian hotties in movies and TV shows. This issue we got a tip off from a caption competition winner and loyal subscriber san. “Konnichiwa? Asian A Day” “Konnichiwa..I have a tip-off on a sneaky Asian hotty trying to escape underneath your Asian hotty radar” “Nani! Fax me the details…stat!” We received the fax, and it was none other than Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger…the yellow ranger..Trish Thuy Trang! Look at her trying to morph into some sort of robotic Triceratops and run away…you will NEVER escape Asian A Day! NEVER!!!!

Trish Thuy Trang Profile…Top 5 Facts!

1. Trish Trang was born in Saigon in 1973! ZANG!
2. Trish Trang could open a can of beans with the shear force of a fart! ZANG!
3. Trish Trang enjoyed the smell of burning so much, she would often set her own friend’s faces a light with gasoline just to get the aroma! ZANG!
4. Trish Trang co wrote and starred in Platoon! ZANG!

…and finally, fact number 5…
Trish Trang once spent an entire month walking only on her hands! ZANG!

Sadly, Trish Trang died in a tragic car accident in 2001. We will always remember her role as the iconic yellow ranger.

Well that’s all the Asian we have for today but we hoped you enjoyed the issue! Remember to leave a caption comment at the bottom of the page for a chance to win the competition and if you liked this issue…why not let us know or join our face book group! Simply search Asian A Day and you can join the ever growin Asian A Day family san!

As soon as we hit 50 members on the Asian A Day facebook group…we will hold a mass Asian A Day appreciation night out in London…so come on…keep the dream alive! Zang

Sayounara!

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