Asian A Day Vol:1 Issue: 8

Konnichiwa loyal Asian A Day subscribers! A big domo arigatou to every one who has subscribed to the newsletter and also to everyone who has joined our facebook page! We really appreciate the support and we couldn’t do it without you. Now, back to the issue! Ooh what an Asiany issue we have for you today…jam packed with Asian honeys, sneaky Asian actors and of course Scandinasians! Zangatang.

This issue we catch up with Japanese beauty Eri Kamei! Eri has been on the modelling scene since she was 16 and now wishes to pursue a career in acting! Lets read on!

Konnichiwa Eri! Domo arigatou for taking the time to talk to us and being part of this interview.

Konnichiwa Asian A Day! I am long time reader, first time speaker in your newsletter…but I hope to return in the future much like an STD that will not go away.

You are more than welcome to return to us Eri sama! Tell us, how did you first start modelling?

Ahh quite a story I have. I had a poor up bringing. My family was not wealthy and I had little to no education. However, one day I found out a secret that was to change the rest of my life. The man who had been living with us and sitting in the same arm chair for so many years, was not actually my biological father, he turned out to be  just a paper mache figure my mother had made so that I would not feel abandoned. My real father was actually and American who had visited Japan a long time ago but was now living back in his own country. So I went to America to find him.

Masaka! So did you find the American gentleman in the end?

Hai. I found him indeed. I employed a private detective and he found him within days. My father was none other than Hollywood actor Kevin Costner! For years I had a Water World poster on my bedroom wall. From then on it was plain sailing. He introduced me into the modelling world and now I send money home every month with no problems.

Kakkoii! That is an amazing story Eri. We hear that you are very environmentally friendly and have a unique way of transporting yourself around town?

Hehehe (giggles) yes I love mother Earth and I refuse to have a carbon footprint so I never travel in a car or on a bus. When I lived near the beach I came across two sea turtles that were about to be killed by a gang of surfers but I scared the surfers away by using an old trick which I saw Obi Wan Kenobi use in Star Wars: A New Hope. This worked well but I had to hurry the turtles to safety “the surfers scare easily, but they will return. And in greater numbers” I said to them. When we were safe the turtles thanked me and thus pledged their eternal devotion to me, which of course, is the turtle code. Years later, true to their word, they serve as my transport. I have one strapped to each of my feet and that is how I get around. Their names are Bernard and Francois.

Now that’s zangtastic! Well domo arigatou very much Eri! Sayounara! Check out Eri Kamei and Kevin Costner’s new film “Water World: The Drought” in cinemas world wide on 5th December!

Asian Joke Corner! Zang!

A woman was wondering why she hadn’t had sex in 5 months.

So her friend told her to go and see a Chinese sex doctor.

When she got there he told here to take off all her clothes and crawl to the other end of the room and back.

As she was crawling back towards the doctor, he said “Oh yes… I see the problem now”

“What is it?”, replied the woman.

“Your face look like your ass” said the doctor.

Asian Caption Corner! Zang!

“All this because he told him Leonardo DiCaprio dies at the end of Titanic…”

Think you can come up with a better caption…add it to the comments at the bottom of the issue and you could be mentioned in the next issue of Asian A Day and also win a tshirt (still to be printed)!! Zang!

Winner of the last caption competition…good old Patrick Heekin san! Omedetou Patrick san and domo arigatou for your support!

Scandinasia! Zang!

In this section of  our newsletter, we bring to light any Scandinavians living in Asia…or vice versa. If you’re a Scandinavian living in Asia or an Asian living in Scandinavia, we wanna hear about it! Let us know what you miss about home, what the differences are or when you’re going home…whatever it is..we want to know!

In this issue we catch up with Hollywood legend and Blind Fury actor Rutger Hauer san! Rutger is 100%  Scandanavianish but he currently resides in the high Osaka mountains in Japan. There, he spends his days by reliving Blind Fury scenes by trying to hunt salmon blindfolded. Doctor’s say that he has slow forming dementia and is clinically insane. One Japanese doctor had this to say; “He lost bloody marble!” Zang, zang, zang (said shaking Asian A Day’s head),we pity you Rutger Hauer san…but you bloody crazy!

Sneaky Asian corner…oooooh, look at ‘em sneak!

This edition to Asian A Day newsletter commits itself to finding forgotten Asian hotties in movies and TV shows. Hey! HEY! Asian A Day sees you hiding there! Come out from behind that large man! Who…who is that? Oh hello Crystal Liu who starred in Kingdon of Heaven with Jet Li and Jackie Chan! What are you doing sneaking around here! Get your sexy Asian butt in the van so I can take you to the island so you can run and be free with all the other sneaky Asian hotties!

Crystal Liu Profile…Top 5 Facts!

1. Crystal Liu was born in the Hubei province in China in 1987! ZANG!
2. Crystal Liu is a world champion dart player and beat Phil Taylor in 2008! ZANG!
3. Crystal Liu invented pasta! Fact! ZANG!
4. Crystal is player manager for Bristol City Football Club! ZANG!

…and finally, fact number 5…
Crystal Liu can hit a hole in one from 300 yards! ZANG!

Well we hope you enjoyed this issue of Asian A Day. Many arigatous to every one who is involved and associated with Asian A Day. We really couldn’t do this without your support.  If you like our newsletter, why not leave a comment or subscibe your friends and family! Definately join our facebook page and why not send us a picture of you doing something Asian or reading Asian A Day! You could end up on our facebook page or even in an issue!

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Sayounara!